1
00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:22,928
- Yes, dad?
- Gosh, we have a serious problem.

2
00:00:23,008 --> 00:00:24,040
You need to eat less.

3
00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:27,200
Mikhalych, I am 200 years old,
I don't really understand this.

4
00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,440
In short, sorry for yesterday.

5
00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,160
It’s just my aunt, from Kirov,

6
00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,000
after the divorce, her flask whistles,
She throws herself at men.

7
00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,440
I didn't tell you

8
00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,360
but in fact, I escaped from prison.

9
00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,560
Maybe I went too far? Well, with the divorce.

10
00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,394
Come on, shine a light here.
This is the same sign as in this book.

11
00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:47,020
God.

12
00:01:06,479 --> 00:01:07,479
Hello!

13
00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,480
Hello again. Here's your phone number.

14
00:01:13,026 --> 00:01:14,146
Thanks a lot.

15
00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,693
How did I drop it?

16
00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:18,424
You've completely made me talk.

17
00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,960
<i>What are you, fool? Still don’t understand?</i>

18
00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,640
<i>I threw it off on purpose,
so that you come to me.</i>

19
00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,320
Well, nothing.

20
00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,640
Just be more careful next time.

21
00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,240
I don’t even know how to thank you.

22
00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,520
How are you now? Relax or work?

23
00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,774
<i>Be brave, handsome.</i>

24
00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,320
Work. I'm working. Yes.

25
00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,222
There's a man waiting at the airport,
late, yes.

26
00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,896
- Goodbye.
- It's a pity.

27
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Bye.

28
00:02:04,810 --> 00:02:06,130
- Ready?
- Ready.

29
00:02:06,770 --> 00:02:07,906
Fine.

30
00:02:07,986 --> 00:02:10,250
Don't be nervous, I'll laugh loudest.

31
00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,170
- Thank you.
- We ignore the hecklers.

32
00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:14,290
Fuck it let's go. In general, we don't need them.

33
00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:15,450
Who is this?

34
00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:19,290
Well, these are all sorts of specially gifted people,
who are shouting all sorts of bullshit from the audience.

35
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In short, we ignore it.

36
00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:22,170
- I understand. Thank you.
- Yes.

37
00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:25,076
It’s okay to perform in silence.

38
00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:28,370
Some have been laying around for years
straight into silence - and nothing.

39
00:02:28,450 --> 00:02:30,090
- Ksyusha.
- What?

40
00:02:30,170 --> 00:02:32,429
If I perform well, shall we go celebrate?

41
00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:35,091
- Together?
- Yes, both of us.

42
00:02:37,530 --> 00:02:38,810
Like a date?

43
00:02:38,890 --> 00:02:42,240
Listen, can this be done differently?
call, but it looks like a date.

44
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I don't know, I'll have to think about it.

45
00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,210
<i>Hello everyone! We're starting our evening!</i>

46
00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:49,530
I won't torment you for long.

47
00:02:49,610 --> 00:02:53,410
Meet our first comedian,
Gosha Barankin!

48
00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:54,890
Applause for him!

49
00:02:54,970 --> 00:02:56,650
Well, a kiss for good luck.

50
00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:01,210
Go.

51
00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:05,930
Hello, hello, hello everyone!

52
00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:11,410
Listen, haven't noticed lately
Has it somehow become unfashionable to give birth?

53
00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:14,090
At my age my father
already had two children,

54
00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:16,213
and I have two consoles.

55
00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,370
No, of course I have them
I love you very much too, yes

56
00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,850
I spend all my free time with them,
I don’t come off at all.

57
00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:24,280
To hell with two consoles!

58
00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,902
Oh, dad, hi! What are you doing here?

59
00:03:30,903 --> 00:03:33,215
My friend says
that giving birth is stupid,

60
00:03:33,295 --> 00:03:35,050
because you can ruin your figure.

61
00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:39,210
You see, yes, an extra fold
will appear with us at some point.

62
00:03:39,290 --> 00:03:40,490
Do you mean familiar?

63
00:03:42,370 --> 00:03:43,370
Lilya?

64
00:03:43,963 --> 00:03:45,203
What are you doing here?

65
00:03:47,090 --> 00:03:49,210
I came to support my boyfriend.

66
00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:51,190
The best comedian in the world, by the way.

67
00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:55,669
You know, we've seen funnier comedians.

68
00:04:00,229 --> 00:04:01,229
Who was this?

69
00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:06,330
Guys, I'll speak another time, right?
Thank you, thank you everyone!

70
00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:09,930
Goodbye.

71
00:04:11,730 --> 00:04:12,850
Ksyusha, Ksyusha, wait.

72
00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:16,540
Listen, I'm sorry
that I didn’t tell you about Lilya.

73
00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:18,890
Never mind, really.

74
00:04:18,970 --> 00:04:20,194
We're friends.

75
00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:23,520
Or did you think of it differently somehow?

76
00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:25,770
Funny.

77
00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,400
It would be better if you joked like that on stage.

78
00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:30,490
And also, Gosha, you are an awesome guy,

79
00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,730
but really, find out
relationship with your girlfriend.

80
00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:35,260
- Listen, we almost broke up.
- Seriously?

81
00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:37,570
Does she know?

82
00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:40,650
We are adults, well, we need this...

83
00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,720
That's it, Gosha.

84
00:04:56,690 --> 00:04:59,050
That's it, I can't do it anymore.

85
00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:02,650
No, Varya, we need more.

86
00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:05,010
- We're depressed.
- Where are we?

87
00:05:07,823 --> 00:05:08,868
Despondency, in your opinion.

88
00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,850
Dejection is a mortal sin.

89
00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:13,810
And gluttony is even worse.

90
00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:16,775
Varya, sorry, but I don’t know
what are you doing there,

91
00:05:16,855 --> 00:05:18,330
when your mood sucks.

92
00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:19,530
Yes, anything.

93
00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:25,370
If you want, chop some wood there,
Then go get some water.

94
00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,610
Clean your own yard, tidy up the canopy.

95
00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:30,040
It seems to me
I already broke some firewood yesterday, thank you.

96
00:05:31,283 --> 00:05:33,091
I told you that dealing with people like that -

97
00:05:33,171 --> 00:05:35,090
how to sit in nettles and piss.

98
00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:37,330
Varya, you are our expert
in terms of relationships, or what?

99
00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:38,970
Well, I know more than you.

100
00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:41,435
I certainly understand people better.

101
00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:42,361
Oh yeah?

102
00:05:42,441 --> 00:05:44,456
That is, the phrase:
"I'm married, I have three children,

103
00:05:44,536 --> 00:05:47,086
they're just on vacation"
Doesn't tell you anything, does it?

104
00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:50,810
I have a wife.

105
00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:51,930
Three children.

106
00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:53,410
They're just on vacation now.

107
00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:55,563
Didn't understand.

108
00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,370
That's it.

109
00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:59,890
How do you know? I didn't tell you.

110
00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,320
Varya! Var! Stop!

111
00:06:06,258 --> 00:06:07,210
Var!

112
00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:10,170
What a rogue! My stones against me!

113
00:06:11,374 --> 00:06:12,970
Why did you hatch your little ones?

114
00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:14,130
Are you going somewhere?

115
00:06:14,210 --> 00:06:16,490
Away, so that yours
don't see cunning faces.

116
00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:20,810
If something happens to you,
our family will disappear.

117
00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,290
What kind of family are you?

118
00:06:22,370 --> 00:06:23,810
You lying Caudla!

119
00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:31,770
- Your jamb.
- My?

120
00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:32,850
Well, a little bit mine.

121
00:06:33,616 --> 00:06:35,370
Stone in hand, return it.

122
00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:36,450
Dad!

123
00:06:41,970 --> 00:06:43,810
Come on, let me out!

124
00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:46,490
Who are you?
to keep me under lock and key?

125
00:06:46,570 --> 00:06:48,490
You yourself need to be locked in a cage!

126
00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,770
So, dad, just don’t strain yourself,
you have blood pressure.

127
00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:53,970
What were you thinking?
Your tongue is like a broom.

128
00:06:54,663 --> 00:06:56,943
Well, I accidentally blurted out, and it came out.

129
00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:04,970
Okay, that's it, lights out.

130
00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,650
And just dare to sleep through the exam.

131
00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,210
Dad, if anything,
you locked her in my room.

132
00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:14,370
You will lie down on a cot. Or in the bathroom.

133
00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:16,170
Fine.

134
00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:18,490
Fine.

135
00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:41,766
Well, hello, Varvara.

136
00:07:44,737 --> 00:07:45,737
How old?

137
00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,020
No. Can't be.

138
00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:51,210
Where are the stones?

139
00:08:19,723 --> 00:08:20,723
Don't be afraid!

140
00:08:21,216 --> 00:08:22,616
Let's just talk!

141
00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:26,788
We didn't finish last time.

142
00:08:29,723 --> 00:08:31,083
Don't come closer, I'll stab you!

143
00:08:32,329 --> 00:08:33,329
If.

144
00:08:45,516 --> 00:08:46,796
Sorry, please!

145
00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:06,111
Not so fast.

146
00:09:07,596 --> 00:09:08,716
Where are my stones?

147
00:09:09,656 --> 00:09:12,623
Answer me and I promise
you won't suffer.

148
00:09:12,703 --> 00:09:13,903
Yes, I don’t have them!

149
00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:51,210
Girl, we're closing.

150
00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:53,090
Yours, Aunt Nina.

151
00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:57,410
- Oh, is it you, Ksyusha?
- Yes. I.

152
00:09:59,503 --> 00:10:00,583
What about without the groom?

153
00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:02,157
Which groom?

154
00:10:02,856 --> 00:10:06,970
Well, tall, so handsome, stately.

155
00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:08,610
- Gosha, I think.
- Gosha?

156
00:10:09,223 --> 00:10:10,573
Tall, handsome, stately?

157
00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:14,680
Why did you even decide?
that he is my fiancé?

158
00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:17,250
Well, I'm not stupid.

159
00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:18,850
I see everything.

160
00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:21,090
And the guy is good.

161
00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:23,130
Good.

162
00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:26,610
- But he has a girlfriend.
- Girl...

163
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:31,010
Yesterday there was a girl
but today, maybe not anymore.

164
00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:35,130
Nice men now
are in high demand.

165
00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,970
You work in a taxi.

166
00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,170
I must understand.

167
00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:40,850
Make sure you don't miss it.

168
00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:43,130
Otherwise they will take you away.

169
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:47,210
The ass is so marmalade.

170
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,203
- Hello!
- Hello, Katya!

171
00:11:04,943 --> 00:11:06,610
Well, this dress costs as much as my kidney.

172
00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:08,730
Well, first of all, there are two kidneys.

173
00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:13,987
And secondly, you must reveal
inner goddess within you.

174
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,410
You are a woman, not a slow cooker.
You understand?

175
00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:18,810
Well, for this price, maybe
Is it better to buy a multicooker?

176
00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:21,930
So, I'll decide for myself.
Go ahead, send me a photo.

177
00:11:22,669 --> 00:11:23,669
Yes.

178
00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:32,210
Sorry.

179
00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:39,696
Damn, damn, damn!

180
00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:48,050
Eh, not me?

181
00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:49,933
What, you didn’t even wait for the divorce?

182
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:52,210
Okay, everything is clear.

183
00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:55,057
Then I, too, am now free, arivederchi.

184
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,137
Crap!

185
00:11:58,632 --> 00:12:02,547
<i>Girl, dance, everything will pass so soon.</i>

186
00:12:02,627 --> 00:12:06,334
<i>Dispel the melancholy - he's not worth it.</i>

187
00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:10,542
<i>Girl, spin, dance with this pain</i>

188
00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:14,320
<i>Scorching feelings with strong alcohol.</i>

189
00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:18,330
So, is the temperature comfortable?
I made it cooler.

190
00:12:18,770 --> 00:12:20,170
I just wanted to ask you.

191
00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:23,223
Sorry, I accidentally read your thoughts.

192
00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:27,410
By the way, happy birthday!

193
00:12:29,503 --> 00:12:30,850
Thank you.

194
00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:32,050
Why are you crazy?

195
00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:34,530
Just make a guess
whatever you want, I'll guess.

196
00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:36,670
Just don't call me names.

197
00:12:37,997 --> 00:12:39,197
Who is my favorite actor?

198
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:41,890
Kharlamov. Not really an actor, of course.

199
00:12:42,802 --> 00:12:44,082
Well, you could guess it.

200
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,970
Well, yes, well, yes.

201
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:50,210
And you also call your boyfriend Pussyulok.

202
00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,810
- Sorry.
- Fine.

203
00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:53,650
What was the name of my first boyfriend?

204
00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:55,230
By the way, no one knows this.

205
00:12:57,323 --> 00:13:00,683
Well, you tell everyone that Roma,
but actually Albert Valerievich.

206
00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:02,410
Natasha's dad?

207
00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,090
Sorry.

208
00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:08,090
Listen, would you like to celebrate with us?

209
00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:10,343
I'm working.

210
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,610
We'll give it a bad rating.

211
00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:13,840
And you're a good boy.

212
00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:20,290
Well, if only because of a good grade.

213
00:13:21,483 --> 00:13:22,733
- Hello.
- Hello.

214
00:13:26,749 --> 00:13:28,090
Yes, I agree.

215
00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,410
Hello.

216
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:31,130
- Hello, mom.
- Sasha.

217
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,770
- Thanks a lot.
- This is for you. Please.

218
00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:35,810
- What about me?
- And you too.

219
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,210
How are you? How are you?

220
00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,490
Listen, it's great.

221
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,050
Have you seen my last video?
I got caught up in views.

222
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:47,090
Wow. You are now a millionaire.

223
00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:49,450
Well, you can say that.

224
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:53,010
On this occasion, let's
I'll give you the login and password.

225
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:56,930
Well, suddenly I’ll become a complete vegetable,
and so you can earn extra money from advertising.

226
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,090
Nikit, don't joke like that, please.

227
00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:00,930
Hello everyone.

228
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,690
Natalya Nikolaevna, can I see you?

229
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,250
Yes.

230
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,810
The bank has rejected your loan request.

231
00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:14,850
And unfortunately
Without payment we cannot continue treatment.

232
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,123
It's clear.

233
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,050
I'll think of something. Thank you.

234
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:31,370
Well, bad news for subscribers?

235
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:34,730
- No, what are you talking about? Vice versa.
- Yes?

236
00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,970
We were offered an experimental treatment.

237
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:40,930
So think about it
What else can you do to entertain your subscribers?

238
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:47,130
Oh okay, that's it, that's it, that's it.

239
00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:51,330
It won't get any better. We'll meet at five.

240
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:54,659
Let's get ready, commission at six.
That's it, free.

241
00:14:59,656 --> 00:15:00,656
Hello.

242
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,170
Who are you like this?

243
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,450
I hit it by accident.

244
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,650
About the cello.

245
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:09,730
This is Gypsy, right?

246
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:12,170
How do you know?

247
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,456
I saw you posted stories with him.

248
00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:16,616
Vovchik, forget it.

249
00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:22,730
Where were they taken?

250
00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:25,303
It smells like fish.

251
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,050
- And bread.
- Well, are you ready?

252
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,250
Surprise!

253
00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:34,223
Girls, meet me.

254
00:15:35,736 --> 00:15:38,056
This is our bangsik for today, Lyosha.

255
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,930
Hello, Lesha!

256
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:41,490
Hello.

257
00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:46,930
There are so many of you...
I'm afraid I can't cope with all of you.

258
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:53,570
Today they will congratulate me,
and I want to know how sincerely.

259
00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:54,650
Everything is fine?

260
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:56,857
Have you already sailed?

261
00:15:56,937 --> 00:15:58,275
I will not remain in debt.

262
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:04,543
Well...

263
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,770
Once there was such a booze, let's go.

264
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,250
Hey!

265
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,770
This is for Lenka Barankina.

266
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:16,690
What, dodik, are you confused, or what? Boo!

267
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,290
Stop, stop, don't kill him, what are you doing?

268
00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,530
Are you burning out? I don't touch children.

269
00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:22,690
Well, of course, you only fight with girls.

270
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,770
Dude, you've already offended me.

271
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:28,890
Fool, he will see you with his eyes closed
he's freaking out, what are you doing?

272
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:29,970
Let him try.

273
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,170
What are you saying? Will he try? With me?

274
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:35,930
Ready for once?

275
00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,770
- Yes.
- Handsome! Handsome!

276
00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:44,893
Let's. I have my eyes closed. Give me some pepper.

277
00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:46,810
So that I don't kill him.

278
00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:47,890
With closed ones?

279
00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:52,130
Hey, fool!

280
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:53,930
I'm with the closed ones.

281
00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:55,770
Catch!

282
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,603
I beg you.

283
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:14,890
Glad to see you, please.

284
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:18,210
These are our young talents.
Let's welcome the distinguished commission.

285
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:20,410
<i>Good spirits to everyone, people!</i>

286
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,770
<i>Today we have an unplanned
sparring with this tiger on stream.</i>

287
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:26,850
<i>He's so fierce
that I can't look him in the eyes.</i>

288
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:28,447
<i>So I’m closing mine...</i>

289
00:17:28,527 --> 00:17:29,537
Sit down.

290
00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:30,777
<i>What, are you ready? Shall we dance?</i>

291
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:32,450
Here's a woodpecker!

292
00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:35,330
Barankina, where are you going?!

293
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,050
Time!

294
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,730
- Exactly.
- Barankina!

295
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,050
Time! Thanks a lot!

296
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:54,890
Fak.

297
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:06,860
Hey, did you want to dance?

298
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,250
Now there will be dancing for you.

299
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:23,330
Come on, get up!

300
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:25,970
Let's! Get up, get up!

301
00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:27,730
Crap! What is this?

302
00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:31,690
What kind of bullshit is this, huh?

303
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,890
Eh, so unfair!

304
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,570
Let's.

305
00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:40,370
So.

306
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,250
Yeah.

307
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:58,090
- It wasn't me.
- So you are our fighter, right?

308
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,650
Let's get serious then.

309
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:00,850
I'm actually a pacifist.

310
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,730
Did I win?

311
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,370
I won! Have you seen it?

312
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,050
Have you seen it? I won!

313
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:21,330
Len, did you see? You saw how I...

314
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,570
I won, Lenka!

315
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:30,530
Have you seen it? You saw how I...

316
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:32,850
Come on, well done, Vov.

317
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:34,930
Yes, you really knocked him down, pure lion.

318
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,310
That's it, let's go to the concert,
we're late. Let's go.

319
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,290
Let's go, Vov!

320
00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:00,010
Scared me.

321
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,000
What are you doing here?

322
00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:04,210
You're kind of on the run.

323
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:05,970
On what run?

324
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,770
You told me that you escaped from prison.

325
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,450
Did I say that?

326
00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:13,090
Did I understand something wrong?

327
00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:16,250
Oh yes.

328
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:20,210
It was Mikhalych and I who tried the tincture.

329
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,210
On the wormwood. Well...

330
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:23,690
Well, great.

331
00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:26,650
And I've been doing this all morning
I'm working on it with a psychologist.

332
00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:28,986
Well, sorry.

333
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:30,215
Well, what should I do?

334
00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:34,110
Do you forgive?

335
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,100
Well, actually this is not enough.

336
00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:53,810
Crap!

337
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,130
There.

338
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:03,690
We're finished.

339
00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:07,210
It's not the end for us, it's the end for you.

340
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:08,370
You're both expelled.

341
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,250
What?

342
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:16,650
No, I mean, I understand why.
And Vova, he’s not involved at all.

343
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:18,770
- It's all my fault.
- I don’t care.

344
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:22,490
If he's an idiot and doesn't see,
that there are two good musicians in front of him,

345
00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:23,770
then I don't care at all.

346
00:21:24,890 --> 00:21:27,690
Please watch your vocabulary.

347
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:33,174
What then? Will you kick me out?

348
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:35,495
Already kicked out.

349
00:21:35,575 --> 00:21:38,455
Isaac Moiseevich, please forgive us.

350
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:43,477
Barankina, take yours
instrument from the second audience.

351
00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:45,997
And say hi to dad.

352
00:21:56,295 --> 00:21:57,270
Anything else?

353
00:22:00,423 --> 00:22:02,103
Schubert will not forgive you for this.

354
00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:08,602
Oh, sorry.

355
00:22:14,817 --> 00:22:16,010
Well, shall we dance?

356
00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:19,770
No, I... I'm a bad dancer.

357
00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:25,010
Lisa, your thoughts make me blush.

358
00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:28,497
Did you think you were going home?

359
00:22:28,937 --> 00:22:32,497
Well, yes. I live nearby. Can you tell me the address?

360
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:35,530
Suvorovskaya, 19, building 1.

361
00:22:36,096 --> 00:22:37,096
Maybe you can show me off?

362
00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:44,130
No, it's too late.
I'll probably go home.

363
00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:45,890
Sure?

364
00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:48,370
Yes, I’m not sure, of course I’m not sure!

365
00:23:07,770 --> 00:23:10,610
Damn, what am I going to tell dad, huh?
He will definitely kill me.

366
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,670
Don't be afraid, Len, I won't hurt you.

367
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,570
Wow, why have you become so impudent, huh?

368
00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:17,869
In terms of? Didn't you see it?
I put Gypsy to bed.

369
00:23:17,949 --> 00:23:19,589
Sometimes on adrenaline.

370
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:24,030
This is something different.

371
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:28,930
When I start doing good,
superpower takes over me.

372
00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:31,730
Maybe just by chance?

373
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,160
There are no such coincidences.

374
00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:36,140
It's as if something is controlling my body.

375
00:23:37,362 --> 00:23:39,450
I've never felt this way with music.

376
00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:42,370
Okay, I'll go
I need to rethink all this.

377
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:47,570
Damn your mother!

378
00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:50,090
Damn it!

379
00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:53,690
I made tea.

380
00:23:54,410 --> 00:23:55,410
Stronger.

381
00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:57,570
Well, they say they love this in the zone.

382
00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:58,890
Well, that's enough.

383
00:23:59,403 --> 00:24:01,130
I said I was joking.

384
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,050
Van Gogh, come on, come to me.

385
00:24:03,490 --> 00:24:04,970
What are you eating there? Come here.

386
00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:06,930
What do you have? Come on, come on.

387
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,370
- What is this?
- Oh, this... This is my talisman.

388
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,850
My grandmother gave it to me for good luck.

389
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:15,170
And for her - her grandmother.

390
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,450
- And I gave it to her...
- Her grandmother.

391
00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:18,530
No, grandfather.

392
00:24:19,850 --> 00:24:20,850
I will remove you from sin.

393
00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:29,633
Why don't you water the flowers?

394
00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,370
No one.

395
00:24:32,450 --> 00:24:33,854
Come on, I'll water it.

396
00:24:34,570 --> 00:24:36,170
Oh, you disappear so often.

397
00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:37,850
They will be completely bent.

398
00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:39,780
And I won't disappear anymore.

399
00:24:40,330 --> 00:24:42,410
- Oh.
- I will always be with you now.

400
00:24:43,123 --> 00:24:44,123
I promise.

401
00:24:58,570 --> 00:25:01,370
In short,
The story is such a strange one.

402
00:25:01,850 --> 00:25:03,010
I liked the man.

403
00:25:03,450 --> 00:25:06,970
He is not married, but suddenly I recently found out
that he has a girlfriend.

404
00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:09,730
Yes, fortunately I found out about this before
how we slept together

405
00:25:09,810 --> 00:25:11,890
because, well, I...

406
00:25:13,090 --> 00:25:16,130
Yes, but I'm still smart,
I learn from my mistakes.

407
00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:18,490
And here's my question.

408
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,890
We calmly distinguish
married men from unmarried men

409
00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:23,890
thanks to the ring on the fourth finger.

410
00:25:24,530 --> 00:25:27,973
What should we do with men?
who just have girlfriends?

411
00:25:28,053 --> 00:25:29,470
No, girls, let's get creative.

412
00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:32,330
Maybe some identification
I don’t know how to come up with signs for them.

413
00:25:32,410 --> 00:25:35,490
You know, in these letters: FOR-NYA-TO.

414
00:25:37,010 --> 00:25:38,290
I think it's good. Yes.

415
00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:41,810
Oh, thank you very much, friends.

416
00:25:41,890 --> 00:25:45,370
Don't get sick. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

417
00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:55,850
Oh, yo...

418
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:57,930
- Hello.
- Stand.

419
00:25:58,570 --> 00:25:59,570
Show me your hands.

420
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,670
And then suddenly you have a knife there.

421
00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:05,050
Cool joke.

422
00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:08,530
Just like your performance
I really liked it.

423
00:26:09,723 --> 00:26:10,727
Thank you.

424
00:26:10,807 --> 00:26:12,807
Now I understand why he left me.

425
00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:15,850
How did you quit?

426
00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:17,690
Well, how?

427
00:26:17,770 --> 00:26:20,610
Through the hip, Ksyusha.
How else do girls get dumped?

428
00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:22,970
Doesn't live with her anymore.

429
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,330
I mean, with me, with Lily.

430
00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:28,250
Typical male behavior.

431
00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:32,090
No, no, no. He did everything beautifully.

432
00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:37,130
There was a gorgeous dinner, flowers, candles,
cool farewell sex.

433
00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:39,530
Well, like sex.

434
00:26:41,137 --> 00:26:42,316
Kiss.

435
00:26:42,396 --> 00:26:44,996
Farewell kiss on the cheek.

436
00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:48,490
Well, although in sex it’s just space.

437
00:26:49,890 --> 00:26:52,570
I'm wildly sorry, and you tell me now
Are you trying to push your ex in?

438
00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:53,730
- No, no, no.
- Yes?

439
00:26:54,370 --> 00:26:57,730
I understand that it was he who sent you,
so forget it.

440
00:26:57,810 --> 00:26:58,810
No.

441
00:26:59,330 --> 00:27:00,970
I hate Gosha.

442
00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:03,610
- He left me.
- Yeah. Because of me.

443
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:07,690
- And he told you so.
- Yes. No. Okay, stop!

444
00:27:08,830 --> 00:27:11,311
The point is this. Gosha likes you.

445
00:27:11,391 --> 00:27:12,791
- So.
- He's free.

446
00:27:13,736 --> 00:27:14,736
Do you get the point?

447
00:27:17,257 --> 00:27:18,257
Yes.

448
00:27:20,010 --> 00:27:21,010
Take it!

449
00:27:23,650 --> 00:27:25,300
Damn, really, thanks for the adjustment.

450
00:27:25,829 --> 00:27:26,829
But I gave up.

451
00:27:27,476 --> 00:27:29,103
Because after everything,
what I found out about him

452
00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:31,833
I would take him to my cannon
I didn’t let the shot come close.

453
00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:35,530
Give this to him, okay? Please.

454
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:43,490
Well done, Gosha.

455
00:27:46,890 --> 00:27:47,970
Keep your mark.

456
00:27:48,770 --> 00:27:50,010
Screwed up as always.

457
00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,450
Hello, neighbor.

458
00:27:57,570 --> 00:27:58,690
They looked healthier.

459
00:27:59,450 --> 00:28:01,050
Well, have you thought about selling?

460
00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:04,490
Don't make my slippers funny. Where are you driving?

461
00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:06,930
- You can’t see further than a meter.
- What?

462
00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:11,850
I'll take mine to the store and back.

463
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:15,610
Sergeich, fuck off.

464
00:28:16,050 --> 00:28:17,596
I'm telling you what year it is.

465
00:28:17,676 --> 00:28:20,076
The car is not for sale
she is like a family member to me.

466
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:22,700
Well, then marry her.

467
00:28:38,490 --> 00:28:40,650
Listen, I’ll tell you - you won’t believe it.

468
00:28:40,730 --> 00:28:44,050
Our great-grandmother appeared in our apartment here,
from the past.

469
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:45,850
Boy-baby.

470
00:28:46,530 --> 00:28:49,170
She looks like your crazy relatives from Kirov.

471
00:28:51,570 --> 00:28:55,090
Light, listen
You haven’t come to see me for a long time at night.

472
00:28:55,930 --> 00:28:56,930
You don't dream at all.

473
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:05,610
Light, such a thing, I am this,
met a woman.

474
00:29:06,050 --> 00:29:08,150
No, nothing like that happened, well, it’s that simple.

475
00:29:08,930 --> 00:29:11,250
Lord, what am I
I make excuses all the time.

476
00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:16,130
In short, Light, if you don't mind,
give me a sign, huh.

477
00:29:20,330 --> 00:29:21,390
Well, no, no.

478
00:29:22,409 --> 00:29:24,000
But we will return to the conversation later.

479
00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:30,050
What is this?

480
00:29:30,530 --> 00:29:32,930
- Yes, I decided to spend the evening with my dad.
- Let's.

481
00:29:33,010 --> 00:29:37,450
With Belgian beer
with Argentine shrimps.

482
00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:38,530
Yeah.

483
00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:42,490
- Let's go.
- I don’t understand, why is it so light?

484
00:29:42,570 --> 00:29:44,055
Are we going to sit for five minutes?

485
00:29:44,135 --> 00:29:46,237
So, warm up, then we’ll drive some more.

486
00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:47,397
It was New Year.

487
00:29:49,130 --> 00:29:50,590
Nikita was nine years old.

488
00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:52,983
We celebrated with the whole family.

489
00:29:55,810 --> 00:29:57,160
It turned out to be the last time.

490
00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:02,650
Nikita suddenly felt bad
he lost consciousness.

491
00:30:06,003 --> 00:30:07,283
An ambulance was called.

492
00:30:09,997 --> 00:30:11,949
The doctors said nothing could be done.

493
00:30:16,290 --> 00:30:17,871
All that remained was to pray.

494
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:21,250
I'll help you.

495
00:30:23,670 --> 00:30:25,510
But I also need your help.

496
00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:37,090
Varvara ran away!

497
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,490
So, Lena, quickly, stop time!

498
00:30:39,570 --> 00:30:41,450
- Van, are you running a fever, or what?
- Yes.

499
00:30:41,530 --> 00:30:44,290
- Gosha, Natalya Nikolaevna knows everything!
- Get hurt!

500
00:30:44,370 --> 00:30:46,375
Let's go to Malakhov again,
We'll tell everyone.

501
00:30:46,455 --> 00:30:47,455
Dad!

502
00:30:48,210 --> 00:30:50,490
- Map?
- Where? Apply!

503
00:30:52,696 --> 00:30:54,057
I'm still officially married.

504
00:30:54,137 --> 00:30:55,897
What are you up to? Are you out of panties?

505
00:30:56,450 --> 00:30:57,821
A relative is lost.

506
00:30:57,901 --> 00:30:59,591
First time in Moscow, no matter how bad it turns out.

507
00:30:59,671 --> 00:31:01,112
Do you have vodka?

508
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:02,192
Eat!


